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Slipper Scout
Dec 07, 2010
10:06 PM | Every team sucks and your team shouldn`t worry about them. No one better sleep on your team of badasses, because you know what kind of ballers you are. Please ignore all the haters and blow through that ish competition and start thinking about the nasty things you`re going to do to that trophy when you win it.
There you go, no need to keep asking about who is this, and who is that and who does what. You now know everything you need to know. | Mel Kiper
Dec 07, 2010
10:11 PM | subject: re: The Real Scouting Report
I resent that. | Slipper Scout
Dec 07, 2010
10:13 PM | subject: re: The Real Scouting Report
And I resent that horrible rug you wear Mel. | itsdicap
Dec 08, 2010
00:47 AM | subject: re: The Real Scouting Report
Hey do you know anything about that team that wears red jersey`s and throws the ball more then they run most of the times? They also have flags, weird. I heard it was a new sport. Do you know anything about anything or just that you don`t know anything about anything? I thought the same thing myself but learned to get over it. Seriously though I heard this team was off the charts crazy nice with the tossing of the football. They even throw it backwards every so often. Do you know how many people are allowed on the field at the same time? I saw older people with whistles on the field as well. What`s up with that? Also is the turfing called a field or a pitch? I think it used to be referred to as a valley-slate, where everything that can happen will happen. Hope you think happy thoughts or your valley-slate stay will be kind of crazy. I wonder if you could combine this tossing game with actual downhill alpine extreme skiing with oxygen masks and mini wind parachutes on our arms so we can glide better, Kitty Hawk style, an updated modern Wright Bros experiment. I think the injuries might have to increase but that would be great for the ratings. Slamball has nothing on this sport. Ok who knows sponsors? Call me and tell me about them because this idea is going to sell! People will use the word wildfire to describe the way it will spread. America is so ready for a major uplift in the world of sports. They have been nullified, numbed, and dumb downed by the baseball bat swinging, roid raging, record breaking model athlete. Not to mention the fact that concussions have becoming the norm and the fans need more extreme, hence the uplift. Downhill football with flags and a message board to brag about how you haven`t won anything, let alone play a game. This will be the greatest thing ever while forever changing the landscape of athletic competition. The future is here, enjoy and embrace it. Get your skies ready. No not skies but skies. Wait, What? I forgot what we were talking about. I did to half way through but I just kept talking. Sorry blame it on Mary, she just left the room. Good Day Good Players. Done.
PS What team do you play for? I play for the team I’m talking about. I’ll be over there with the loud music, ski poles, and empty beer cans.
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Dec 08, 2010
2:06 PM | subject: re: The Real Scouting Report
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST I"VE READ UP HERE IN A LONG TIME. WHOEVER YOU ARE THAT SH>T IS HILARIOUS!!! | |